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| only some of the GREATEST DEVIATIONS EVER. |
| Chuck Norris can lick both of his elbows AT THE SAME TIME. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun AND WON. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths. There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 9000. "Vageta, what does the scantron say about his SAT scores?" "ITS OVER 9000!!!!" Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in one building. Chuck Norris can watch 60 Minutes in half an hour. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris refers to himself in 4th person. Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Chuck Norris doesnt love Raymond. Chuck Norris can get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop in one lick. Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house. Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. Chuck Norris won The Game. When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris knows all the digits in pi. Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet. Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples. Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma. Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands. Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird. Chuck Norris invented the question mark. Chuck Norris make onions CRY. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest. Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral. Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face. Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. Chuck Norris invented water. In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald’s in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized. Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all-time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of jail free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green No.4 Uno card. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable wall? That question would be answered if Chuck Norris ever punched himself in the face. |
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Plus this is pretty new, right? So I bet more people are getting on, learning about it, and converting theirs too. (does "theirs" have an apostraphe in it?? their's??
So yeah, they probably have more to deal with concerning that now.
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